Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Daily Dark Humor - Dead Baby Joke 09/16/2009

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Daily Dark Joke - 09/15/09

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Ruminations - Random Thoughts From 25-35 Year Olds

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart",
all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
i nstinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if
I do!

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't
want to have to restart my collection

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